now with pictures… January 5, 2007
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the last few posts (Poland, Prague, Paris) have been updated and now include visual reference.
usual deal, click on the small picture to see a bigger version.
Things i have thought about in Paris January 1, 2007
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As M has outlined we have been rather busy scooting all over the place to see the sights of Paris. There have been a number of interesting things/people that we have noted that are separate to the actual sites. One of the most striking things is the fact that so many of the supposedly AMAZiNG sites are in fact not nearly so amazing and have been turned completely into attractions for tourists and have lost their own character. The most obvious of these, in my opinion, is the Eifel Tower. But more generally, it is clear that the Parisian tourism board has been very effective over the lasrt century in making sure that everyone thinks that if they come to Paris and dont see the eifel tower, the arch triumph, the louis viutton store on champs elysee that they have not seen ‘Paris’. Of course this observation is not new and is common to all countries that market themselves as tourist destinations, but the myth of paris seems especially strong. It has infiltrated art, contemporary culture etc. Needless to say the city is amazing and very cosmopolitan fabulous for walking around and the cathedrals and art are great. But as M has already mentioned there are so many people here queing for hours to go up the eifel tower, or to take a photo of the latest ferrari in the champ elysee store room that i cannot imagine that many of them have thought about why they might like to see those places. We have been doing the same thing but it really struck us last night when we were going home in the metro and doing battle with the hoards of crowds going in the other direction to the arch de triumph in the crappy weather and having their photo taken in the fake Xmas trees, that most tourists want their destination to be what they have imagined it would be and not what the place may actually be like. Are those people who hqd their photo taken in the fake snow going to pretend that it was snowing and reinvent their memory from the photo? Similarly goes for all the couples doing the big staged kiss in public places in a way that seems like it could only be in order to ‘experience’ Romantic Paris.
One cliche that seems to have a real basis is the Parisian waiter, who slams down cutlery, runs around with an overloaded tray perched upon his fingers like an inverted iron claw bath tub leg, who takes the order and then shouts it from about a distance of 1 foot to the guy on the cafe machine. They seem to be territorial within the cafe and tell the others waiters who may encroach upon their patch to move aside. The competition for tips is fierce; In one place we noted that chqnge was given in an unusual combination of coins and notes, presumably to make it all the easier to leave a tip for the performance. This performance appears to be everywhere not just in touristy places, and the service can be very good but just with an accompanying self made soundtrack from the waiters. How any one wrote a great literary or philosophical masterpiece in such a din is completely beyond me.
Other things of note: it won’t surprise you to hear that the French make outrageously good sweets, including a most fabulous caramelised apple tart that i had the other day. Also men over here seem to be rather liberal with the bladder. Why go use a toilet when a lamp post will do. Its everywhere. As yet M has resisted the temptation to follow suit but we still have a few days for him to get his willy out in public! Dog poo is everywhere and no one seems remotely interested in removing it from the footpath no matter how big or centrally located. Finally, after so many years of tourism the Parisians hqve gotten the art of the truely tacky souvenier down pat. I have actually managed to procure an old fashioned plastic half oval daggy snowdome, with snow in the tricolor… does it get any better than that?
Fun Facts I learnt @ the Fallout Shelter December 10, 2006
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as i mentioned in my previous entry while i was in Berlin i went on a brief tour of a functional atomic fallout shelter built in 1974. the building developers apparently got a huge grant from the government to include the shelter in the new building they were putting up – i’m not sure exactly what they spent it all on.
So, how good is this ‘fully functional’ fallout shelter anyway?
First you need to know it’s there; situated down a stairwell below a parking garage there is only one small sign outside the door. i don’t think there is a sign on the street outside.
Then you need to know a nuclear attack is coming so you go there. then you need to be strong or quick as it only has a capacity of 3600 people (along with the other, smaller, shelters dotted around Berlin the combined capacity of them all is about 5% of the city’s population – by contrast apparently there are enough fallout shelters in Switzerland for 90% of that countries population and ironically they are neutral).
Next you have to hope that the bomb was dropped more than a minimum of 5km away from the site or the structure will likely have been compromised.
So, assuming you know a nuclear attack is on the way and you get into the shelter and the bomb impacts more than 5km away you are set for the next 14 days but be prepared to be uncomfortable.
If the 3600 person capacity is full the average temperature will be around 35 degrees Celsius, all the time, with a relative humidity around 75% plus.
The air filters will only last for 14 days and cannot be cleaned or replaced.
And due to the filtration process the amount of oxygen available in the air will be so low that you will only have enough energy to sleep most of the time, with an effort you could go to the toilet (one of 64 – remember, 3600 people) or eat.
But mostly you will be sleeping. On a bed that consists of mesh netting in a steel frame (no under support) that is stacked 4 high and butts up against the next one. and they are only 1.7m long. cosy.
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If you can muster up the energy to eat there are enough stored provisions to last 3600 people for 14 days. great, what is the food like? tinned bread. and? that’s it, just tinned bread. But if you want to heat it up there is a kitchen (about 2m square) which has 2 shelves and a stove top with 3 hotplates.
bread. and water. how much water? there is enough water stored for each person to have 2.5 litres a day. sounds like a reasonable amount at first, but that’s for everything including toilets (the toilets have no doors only a curtain – the idea is to discourage suicide as the idea is that people are less likely to commit suicide if they don’t have the privacy) and washing (there are no showers). For perspective apparently the average German normally uses 120 – 140 litres of water a day (Americans apparently use an average of closer to 300 litres a day). There are two manual pumps to a well also but no one is likely to have enough energy or strength to operate them (remember the low oxygen levels) and even if someone does get them working the ground water would probably be contaminated anyway.
And who will be in charge? 16 soldiers. And do any of these 16 soldiers have medical training to deal with emergencies? no. it is assumed that amongst the 3600 people who get in there will probably be some doctors. and you better hope they bring medicine and equipment with them because none is stored in the shelter.
So what happens after 14 days when the filtered air, water and tinned bread runs out? you call for help on the one telephone in the shelter. that is connected to the local city telephone network. so you better hope that the phone lines are still intact. and that there is someone there on the other end to answer.
J’s additions to M’s very comprehensive post November 17, 2006
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Hello all,
As M did such a good job on the blog entry I don’t have a lot to add other than
1. M was being generous re the asthma nearly killing me while climbing up the side of a mountain in Heidelberg. Whilst it was bothering me, general lack of fitness may really have been a contributor
2. The important guy who came to dinner in Geneva with us was the newly elected Judge to the European Court of Human Rights. If you care about these things its very impressive – if you don’t then you won’t give a crap – he was a nice bloke, ate heaps of fondue, drank lots of red wine and sang us French songs. I think he was enjoying being out with a bunch of students making drunken noise and carry on.
3. The UN Committee meetings I attended were FANTASTIC and it was great to see International Law in action. I sat for an afternoon in the room watching the Economic, Social and Cultural Rights Committee drill the FormerYugoslave Republic of Macedonia over labour law (a happy coincidence) and education levels of women and Roma, and the topic of child marriages. I also got to sit in on the Committe Against Torture and saw the Hungry-Helsinki Committee (an NGO) give submissions on the behaviour of the police and the Hungarian government in the recent riots in Budapest. This day was by far the best as we had to get special permission to go to the meetings and we really had a very rare experience in seeing the committees in action, unless I end up working there of course…
4. Tomorrow we go to Latvia – hurrah.
Travel Plans – are you jealous? November 11, 2006
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Just a quick note to make you all jelaous – M and I have finalised the travel for the rest of our trip and it goes like this…
Geneva, Switzerland - next Monday to Wednesday
Riga, Latvia – Nov 18 to 22 Nov (for our first wedding aniversary!)
Vilnius, Lithuania – Nov 23 to 26
Berlin, Germany – 4 Dec to 8 Dec – M only on a solo reconnisance
Krakow, Poland – 20 Dec to 24 Dec
Prague, Czech republic – 25 to 28 Dec
Paris, France (not texas) – 29 Dec to 4 January
and then back to Mannheim and shortly after that, back to Adelaide. Can you believe that we are coming into the final stretch for this trip??? I can’t and don’t want to – miss you all dreadfully but we have been enjoying ourselves over here.
Anyway – there are other things to report on the blog – like more jazz concerts we went to (also really good), and I am unchanged in my aversion to studying for exams despite them looming. Will do an update for other things on the blog soon.
JLSD
Get Well Soon Grandma!! November 6, 2006
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we are thinking of you.
How much does my mum love me? How much do I love her? October 20, 2006
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Today I received what was described to me as a ‘small package’ by my mum. It was huge and stuffed to the brim with magnificent Asian curry pastes and chilli mixes and tasty tasty tastinesses. And all becausue I mentioned that Asian food is (a) expensive, (b) not very good (c) generally hard to come by over here. So I have now got as much satay sauce, and rendang paste as a girl could ever need or want. We are so impressed with it that M took a photo and we have arranged it to decorate our table in our room.
THANKYOU MUMMY!!! And Andy and Janey for assisting in the choosing and sending etc.
Oh – and how much would all of this have cost me if bought in Mannheim? At least 70 Euro – that’s about $120 Aussie bucks! If we don’t eat it all I shall sell it on the black market. Click on the image to see the contents below.
Weekend Wrap Up October 1, 2006
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This weekend M and I have not strayed especially far from Mannheim. On Saturday we went to a town about half an hour away on the train called Worms (its Vurms not worms in the garden!). This place has the Dom (Cathedral) that all European towns lay claim to theirm being the biggest, best, oldest, blah blah – we’re getting a bit over that to be honest. However, what attracted us to this little place was Europe’s oldest Jewish cemetary. The gravestones date back from 1036. There are over 2000 graves. It was a very interesting place to see and I have posted only one photo as it really cannot capture the feel of the place, the atmosphere and the like. One thing that I noticed was that it had a very different feel about it from Christian cemetaries. Maybe it was the haphazard layout, the fact that the graves are so old (although people were still being buried there up until after WWI - at least as far as I could see). Maybe it was the stones of memorial that people put on the headstones of people dead for hundreds of years – or the messages in writing slipped into the cracks of the headstones – but it was a peaceful place and not a sterile place of internment. Hard to explain.
Today we headed off to the local museum to see a cool exhibition of massively enlarged microscopic images of bugs and bacteria and things like that. We got off the tram and headed up the path towards the museum and were greeted by this…
Good Lord – The Guiness Book of World Records! Whatever could it be? There were children and rides, and sausage stalls and old cars on display and beer by the litre and tv crews. Perhaps an awe inspiring circus trapeeze act or a tightrope walker. Or, perhaps a death defying scientific experiement (we were are the museum after all)??? And it was…
the most boring and pointless record ever – the WORLD’S LONGEST EXTENSION CORD. No I’m not joking. The crane that you can see in the background has a tv crew on it for the local station. Now that would make rivetting viewing wouldn’t it?? More likely to make young children go out and seek a life of crime and drugs just to escape the boredom. I wonder if it will get a special GBWR award for most boring and never likely to be thought about much less remembered record.
a new look September 20, 2006
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but same dodgy content insightful commentary from us.
Austria – yes they do wear lederhosen September 5, 2006
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Gretting all upon our return.
Vienna was fabulous – great architecture, good wiener schitzel, apfel streudel and coffee, castles, and bloody mozart mozart mozart everywhere. The trip between salzburg and Vienna was horrid as it was about 30 degrees, and humid, with no aircon working in our ‘wagon’ on the train.
In line with this, the whole arrival in Vienna started somewhat strangely. Firstly, my purse broke – annoying but not insurmountable. then we couldn’t find our way to the hotel so we headed to the tourist information station, directly to the man who said that he was there to give info about trains only. Upon inquiring as to which train to take he said to me ‘I don’t know i don’t live in Vienna’. I said ‘neither do I – I’m from the other side of the world’ – he shrugged his shoulders and said he couldn’t help me.
Ok… so having decided that the easiest thing to do was catch a taxi we walked up to the rank and asked the driver the estimated cost to the hotel. Determining that this was acceptable Michael climbed in one side and i went around to the other side of the car. I opened the door chucked my bag in, one arm one leg in and the taxi drove off with the remainder of me chasing after it. I felt the wheel of the taxi pinch just on my foot where upon i screamed and the Michael screamed at the driver and she stopped, apologised and waited for me to climb into the car before heading off again. I was too shocked to speak for a moment. An accident but frightening never the less.
Anyway, Vienna and all of its splendour made up for it. My foot recovered having escaped being crushed by the skin of its teeth (so to speak) and M and I hit the streets. There is a road that rings Vienna’s inner city like a horseshoe and on this road are all the palaces and statues and promenades and boulevards. So beautiful. There is also a really groovy museum quarter where we saw some contemporary photography and some real life Klimt (for the art nerd out there).
On the second day we went to Schobrunn (Summer Palace) of the Hapsburgs just outside Vienna. I was over the top as all castles are… some photos of the garden are attached.
On Monday morning we headed back to Salzburg and wandered into the old town – on the UneSCO world heritage list. I resisted the temptation to do the sound of music tour as it was outrageously expnsive, but we had a really pleasant time going up to the fortress and and meandering through the cobblestone lanes. The buildings were fabulous and the scenery stunning. The kitsch tourist paraphenalia revolting and the Italian tourists… well they don’t bear mentioning!! also very expensive, but if you avoid allthe stuff designed for tourists it manageable. Mozartwas born in Salzburg but hated it and wanted to leave which he did eventually. he found it stifling, and when i saw a poster advertising a wrestling night and linking it to Mozart, well… lets just say i had some sympathy.
Hopefully Michael will add some more to this report. Cheers, JD
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